Come one come all, alive or otherwise to the third annual Parker Flats Halloween Haunted House. This year's title event, "The Parker Flats Haunted Circus Sideshow will feature a "Big Top Massacre" and our world famous "Creepiest Show On Earth." Trick or treat yourself to a blood and gore filled night of screams and terror with freaky clowns and of course the usual nasty cast of circus sideshow freaks and attractions. Doors open promptly at 6:30pm on Halloween night, Oct the 31st and the freak show continues until 9:00pm. There will be free admission for all and free candy for anyone who makes it out alive and for those who get mauled by our tigers and lions we will be handing out free bandages and rabies shots as well. And for those of you who simply cannot follow the blood curdling screams our address is 2035 2nd St. NW.
And as an added treat, our neighbors down on Thomas St. NW have revived their Halloween Street Festival and they too will have performers and entertainment so Bloomingdale will be the place to celebrate Halloween. Parker Flats Condo Association is thrilled to be able to put this on for the third year in a row and we truly hope that everyone, regardless of where they live will come enjoy this wonderful holiday here at Parker Flats and then a few blocks south on Thomas St.
If you have any questions or need more information or would like to make a donation please contact Parker Flats: firstname.lastname@example.org .
The Undead Residents of Parker Flats