Upon arrival home from work this evening, we found that
someone (ostensibly human) defecated in front of our basement entrance
door. The person apparently wiped with
two "wife-beater" T shirts, which he/she left beside the pile of
excrement. As there are numerous
neighbor-operated cameras near our home, we plan to closely examine footage to
identify likely suspects. Watch your
step out there.
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