What the f**k is wrong with you? Well, plenty, probably: living in DC costs a lot of money, and you get paid in Pizza Hut coupons; dating and relationships are tough, and you haven’t been allowed into the super-hot-peeps-sexy-time dating app that all the cool kids are on; and a strain of amoebic dysentery somehow became sentient, got elected president, and is now ruining the country, and your life. So, yeah, plenty. So you got questions about, like, a lot.
Fear no more: Shawn and John are here to help.
They’ll take your questions. They'll give you advice. Now, mind you, neither of them are medical professionals: Shawn’s the owner and co-founder of The Unified Scene Theater, a teacher of improv comedy, holds an MA in English Lit, is an honorably discharged member of the United State Air Force, and was once married to a woman nearly 17 years older than he. John doesn’t have an advanced degree, but before you get all hoity-toity with the book learnin’, know that he’s accomplished a lot in his life: he runs his own business; he’s the brainchild behind Papa’s Basement DC’s premier comedy podcast; and, finally, he’s managed to circumnavigate various local judicial systems champing at the bit to serve him multiple bench warrants. So, yeah, you can act on that advice at your own discretion.
In short, they’ve got problems, too. And theirs might pale in comparison to yours, putting your own in perspective. And you might laugh and feel better. At the very least it’ll be fun.
So show up to The Unified Scene Theater (80 T Street NW) on Wednesday at 8 pm (doors open at 7:30 pm). Tell us what’s going on. It might on a podcast that might go viral. And who knows? You might get internet famous. And who doesn’t want that?
More info here.
See you then — Shawn and John