TUCSON, AZ—After reviewing his client's income,
assets, and personal budget Tuesday, Morgan Stanley financial
adviser Henry Dalton determined that Jason Hutchinson, 43, could
make the best use of his portfolio by dropping dead at the age of
62. "Taking account of inflation and the rising cost of
living versus the projected direction of the economy in the
coming decade, I told Mr. Hutchinson that he could significantly
reduce his spending by simply living less," Dalton said.
"After looking at his investments, I calculated that he
really shouldn't live a day over 62—or 59 if he wants a
funeral." In order to help his client plan for his financial
future, Dalton presented Hutchinson with several of the company's
comprehensive suicide packages.
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